Latest News! Issue #2
Welcome!
To The Swagster Times! We post monthly updates of the Swagster Tournament and provide the next-gen Swag Rating on our Roster page!
Meet The Editor-In-Chief
Hello! I'm Pyxl, you may know me as the main interviewer at numerous tournaments over at WaRGamez.tv!
But what you might not know is that I'm also a huge fan of the Swagster Tournament! I've created this paper to keep track of all the tournaments each month, and hopefully brush up on my writing!
SWAG-7 of Approval!
Every issue with this SWAG-7 stamped on it has the personal blessing of MajorShade, so I can produce these papers for everyone to enjoy!
This Month's News
SKIN HARVEST DEAD!
The Swagster Tournament last night announced that Skin Harvest had passed away yesterday afternoon, and that Team 3D, the former second-place team of Swagster, had succeeded them as the ruler of Swagster. MVP dustwyn, speaking later to our casters MajorShade & Stoohp, said, "That was fun!" Meanwhile, surviving Skin Harvest members complain about crackhouse.
Zer0 weighs in (Had to cut the interview short!)
"If you can't handle crackhouse, you don't belong in Swagster! That map's a masterpiece. It has busted windows, tight corners, and toilets! If you're losing hair over that, and I mean, look at you guys, you've got receding hairlines, you should be joining The Serp-"
Skin Harvest enthusiasts are saddened to hear that Emi and Kotel's undefeated streak has come to an end, and a three-peat is no longer possible. However, Team3D enjoyers walk away with a win with the third variant of the squad! After a close first map and a thrilling third decider. However, this isn't without its own controversy of caster bias and crackhouse shenanigans. Regardless, there's one thing to be sure of: Swagster CS is here to stay!
Pyxl's MAPPING CORNER~! ☀ 🌤 🌦 ⁉
It's like looking into a mirror? It's beautiful, yet different... What could this be?!
#AD Redgrave #AD
Redgrave Episode 5 premieres on Halloween Night at 7 PM EST.
Before the cascade. Before the chaos. Before the silence.
It's Redgrave's first day at Black Mesa. Assigned to HEV training, he never expected the world to unravel around him.
When the Cascade began. He was still learning to breathe.
- Explore the mind of a man caught in the wrong place at the worst time.
- Uncover the dark secrets of the Black Mesa Resonance Cascade.
- Watch as Redgrave navigates through a collapsing world with only fragments of guidance.